Diaper Follies

How come when The Boy out-pees his diapers more ends up on his shirt than his pants? He woke up with the base of his shirt soaked today; his pants were bone dry.

It's not like the diaper literally fills up and overflows from the top.

Blueberries

Just smell awful in a diaper. Awful. You break open the tabs and right as you see the dark blue mess a wave of acidity hits you in the depths of your nose.

Just foul.