Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Snap Back, With Grace

According to What To Expect When You're Expecting:
"Doing your Kegels faithfully during pregnancy will help your vagina snap back more gracefully after your baby's grand exit."

The choice of the adverb "gracefully" and phrasal verb "snap back" makes for an awkward sentence. Actually, any sentence that features a vagina snapping back is an awkward one. Mix in "faithfully" and the baby exiting the body in a grand manner and you have a giggle worthy statement.

But, it begs, does the vagina return to form gracefully or is the vagina graceful in its returned form?

Grace was cursed with a graceless vagina.

Amazing childbirth: That soon after its violent expansion the vagina recoils with grace.

I hope that when the boy makes his grand exit he doesn't leave Mom with a less graceful vagina.

No comments:

Post a Comment